Why can't we all be called Americans?

It is comical how some people whose folks have been here for 300 years and do not speak a dialect from black Africa want to be called -Americans. Italian, German, Irish, French, Quebecois, Greek, Turkish, Arab, Chinese, Jamaican, Haitian, Hispanic, Spanish, Portuguese, all have the right to be hyphenated Americans because they speak their own language. Blacks need to improve their English skills and stop trying to be African when they are not. Africans do not eat McDonald's nor have their women dress like o stars. As the last true leader said, "bring it on!" God Damm Eggplants, Corn Bread Eaters!